hasselhoff = infinite pussy

or at least in my mind.
let me explain.
sarah taylor 500's genius contribution to our blog reminded me of something another genius, michelle collins 69000000 once showed me at one of those stations at the soho apple store (totes inappropes). check this insane work of art and amazingness out.
and dont worry, this is absolutely work-safe material. when i said 'pussy,' i meant cat.