Almost a year ago now, we started to put together a little
website for the Wiener Philharmonic. And put up cast bios.
So here is a page of false starts for the bio I had to provide back then. I just found them on my computer, they're kinda hilair.:
Julia Langbein’s interests include pottery, prop comedy, writing, making out, and vocab. She majored in Art History at Columbia and still loves museums. She is
Julia Langbein jumped through flaming hoops, and then they became her best friends.
Julia Langbein is pretty weird. When she was a kid, she used to draw elaborate armored vehicles powered by cats, which would collect ducks. She was soon on display at the Natural History Museum in Chicago, where she and her siblings and mother dressed up as Finnish folk children and mother hen, respectively, and acted out traditional Christmas scenarios. This is entirely true. She also cries every time she sees: a rottweiler, a baby, a seeing-eye dog, the NY Marathon, handicapped people in the NY marathon, handicapped people,
Julia Langbein almost always leaves shows in the middle, even if she’s really enjoying them and wants to stay. There’s just something about intermission that is so deeply relaxing that she always wants to go home.
Julia Langbein loves intermission.
Literally. Jules Langbein. Seriously. Literally. Clearly.
Julia Langbein,
etym. German, Finnish, Scotch-Irish, English.
v, int. To be excitable and kind of gay, like Andre Agassi on ginseng with a rocket up his canhole; to love performing, especially with props and Wieners.
verb, tr.To make someone cry by showing them baby animals; to show boobs at party
n. The love of Wieners; the shitting of one’s pants (
archaic)
