The Wiener Philharmonic

The official blog for sketch comedy group the Wiener Philharmonic, aka "the Wieners" aka "Wiens" aka "your nuts" aka "you're nuts." Come see us perform!

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

talent

why can't i get johhny weir out of my head? because THAT'S WHERE HE BELONGS. please, if you don't know about the number one most amazing figure skater you've ever seen, open your motherfucking brain and google him. im a pretty big fan of the sport, but never have i ever been so so moved and blown to bits by a teeny teen queen in a spandex onesy on shoes so complicated.
this boy's skills are sharper than the pangs in my testicles right now, trying so so hard not to think about him. freak out on his official site. make sure to look at every single picture (obvi), including the ones of him in middle school hanging out with his friends and the ones where he's so fake tanned and sexed-up, and don't miss his favorites page. if he mentions christina aguilera one more time, this kid's gonna get strung up and abandoned, matthew shepard style.



johnny weir: gabe liedman is your fan. email me.

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