gabe liedman newsletter

bugles and coronets blaring "groove is in the heart" announce:

GABE LIEDMAN IS BACK.

"from where? where has he been since March 25th, 2005?"--team of scientists.

"do the math. 3-25-2005= -2027"--straightforward mathematicians

let's just say that gabe's been somewhere that no one--NAY--nothing has ever been before: the year -2027. and apparently, it. was. weird.

"weirder than space, even weirder than submarines."--Gabe L.

"it didn't take long to get there, it's sunny, new memories don't get made, and you come back totally debt free, in the best shape of your life."--G. E. Liedman

"it's good to be back, though. that much is the truth. so is everything else i've said."--Gabe Liedman

best,
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