The Wiener Philharmonic

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

86-millionth most important philanthropic institution in the COUNTRY threatened!

That's right, fraternities and sororities, renowned pillars of charity and selflessness, are being threatened at Colgate!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/04/12/colgate.greeks.ap/index.html

But HOW WILL THE STUDENTS DRINK WITHOUT BEING DIVIDED INTO TEAMS AND THEN GIVEN INITIALS IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE??? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

6 Comments:

At 1:34 PM, Blogger wienerphilharmonic said...

But the most important part about this post? Is how much it looks like Michael Barry. WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAO

 
At 8:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh, i really don't know what to say, except this:
TWINNIES!!!!!!!!
is there any geographical hint in this pic that can help me locate this toga-ed doppleganger? i would like to meet him, tell him i love the 'stache but hate the hair, and encourage him to carve a design into his chest hair.

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Jules said...

dude, check the URL-- he goes to CORNELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

 
At 10:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Mike Barry, check out his grainy photo at Screenhead
http://www.screenhead.com/, which has a link to Prangstgrup.

Also linked via screenhead, the most disgusting video of the week: http://thats-fucked-up.com/movies/Octopus.wmv

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger wienerphilharmonic said...

Why has nobody addressed his GIANT elongated wooden spoon and holster?

 
At 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how the hell else is he supposed to clean out his aquarium, filled with sapphic mermaids, than with a giant wooden "fetchin' spoon"?

 

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