NYTimes: LINCOLN WAS A FAG

According to The Times book review, Kinsey protege CA Tripp has released a historical account of homosexual trends in Abraham Lincoln's biography. This only means one thing: I was right. Everyone I admire is a gay man--like Beyonce, Bill Clinton, and Kerri Russel. Open your minds, America, and stop living in whatever "hetero"fantasy world you refuse to leave. Open your tastefully-lined eyes, take a look at the queer-bomb himself, and tell me he doesn't look exactly like everyone who's ever offered to buy your flabby ass a drink.