dear clint eastwood

fuck you, dude, for wasting the title 'million dollar baby' on a movie about hillary swank boxing. now no one can make a movie that actually cashes-in on the possibilities 'million dollar baby' sets up.
do yourself a favor, "clint," and check out my new golden-globe-nominated feature 'ROBOT ANAL FIESTA 9,000,000,' about judi dench cooking rice. i'm real proud of it.

love,
gabe