cold sassy street

hello new yorkers! cold enough forya?
no no no, not the kind of cold that emanates from celebrostan, also known as hollywood, also known as the industry i so desperately seek approval from.
i'm of course talking about the weather! 11 degrees? that's 7 degrees colder than the temperature of my feeble, atrophying heart!
incidentally, it's also 7 degrees colder than my apartment. hello gas bill, you know?! i tell ya.