thanks, eli liedman

i received this digitofiche in my electronique inbox-atrix, from eli liedman, accompanied by a note that read: 'funniest opening sentence EVER'. he is not, in any sense, wrong.
this is a touching account of asperger's syndrome, a whacky strain of autism, as told by some teens who suffer from--i mean, are blessed with--the disease--i mean condition--i mean difference--i mean--
i found it extremely [insert 30 hour pause, followed by me writing a symphony for harps in six seconds, blasting off on a home-made jetpack, hovering in the air for four weeks, humming the william tell overture, slowly lowering myself back to earth, gluing a single rhinestone to every button on my cellphone, and clearing my throat eight times] relatable.