Have You Ever...

wanted to grab onto the little rope that preschoolers on school trips hold on to so that they don't wander into traffic? Today, to avoid walking into a man carrying a lot of fruit, I ended up at the end of the preschooler line and it was all I could do to not grab onto the rope. I'd like to propose that the Wieners get our own rope so that we don't (and by "we" I mean Julia) stumble in front of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang on our way to binge-drinking at the Cock.

love,
Lang