further proof that 'dawson's creek' was somehow written by uneductated, yet pretentious, robots

andie to pacey, during a study session in her trophy-cluttered bedroom:
"you are what we, in studious circles, call 'up crapola creek without a paddle,' holding onto the tenth grade by a string, one 'cliff's note' away from--"
pacey, eyes wide:
"total and utter disaster. i know--"

dawson to jen, after she pukes all over her own hand:
"if you weren't so special, you wouldnt be so miserable."