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aka, Jules Finds the Best Website Ever, For the Butt-teenth Time.

acronymfinder.com

I found it cause MC Hairy Barrel aka Mike Barry called because at the DZ Discovery Zone/ Ice Cream Cake Toy Factory / Rockettes rehearsal where Mike works they were doing some fun pranks involving acronyms, like they have to write them down on a post it and then someone else tickles you until you poop and then everybody laughs and kisses or something, and in short, I was all "PAP SMEAR" and he was all, "no I don't want to get fired" and I was all "Tic Tac" and he was all "that's not an acronym" and I'm all "POOP" and he's all "no, not a made-up acronym." So paint me confused, and paint it in ephedra, cause at this point I'm totally exhausted.

This Itsy-bitsy Candy Totally Accentuates Cunnilingus!!!

jk.

But back to acronyms. I plugged "PAP SMEAR" into acronym finder and it turns out that aside from the 35 preposterous groups/places/things whose acronym is "PAP", PAP is not one of them. "PAP" is short for George Papanicolaou, the guy who invented it.

GEORGE PAPANICOLAOU. Next time I go to the gyno I'm going to be proper and say "I'm here for my Papanicolaou Smear." And I hope you can fathom how intensely I am pronouncing the final AOUUU syllable.