Great quotes, and stupid images

I realize that today has been very text-heavy, and that's just tiresome.

And yet, I've been cruising the internet picking up random quotes, and I want to post them. So I will mitigate the textiness with images. OK ready?

"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare



"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)



"Facts are the enemy of truth."
- Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"



"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)



"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)



"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)