Don't Worry, I'm a Professional

I've been thinking about how lucky I am to be made of skin and blood, and live on earth, because I really want to be an actress. And the more I think about it, I can't wait to go to all of those fancy parties that actresses get to go to, like the grammys, and celebrity weddings. I've always had a great time at weddings, and open bars are so fun. Luckily I'm a graceful drinker.
Love,
Jenny