Wiener-Sun Courier Times

Foreign Correspondent Anne van der Bein


reports from Naples, where she and my mom are tootsing around for a week, with this letter, entitled, "heyyyy girl whuts up young, ms julia ROBERTS - jk, gotcha":

"Naples is nice. Saw caravaggios paintings today, he definetly chilled and was
a tight dude.

There are def sketchy things happening in this city, like
how the hotel reception guy just offered me some of his beer - i
accepted, obvi.

Tomorrow we climb mount vesuvius.. hopefully it wont blow
on my ass."

I'm sure you will be safe, Anne.

love,
Constantly Impressed by My Sister