The Wiener Philharmonic

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Friday, January 07, 2005

You WISH you were vision impaired

A thousand thanks to Matthew Deliso for bringing this to my attention. GUIDE HORSES: http://www.guidehorse.com/press.htm

HOLY SHIT. THese things make seeing eye dogs seem LAME, which is, for obvious reasons, nearly impossible.

They are not ponies, but rather, MIDGET HORSES, that lead the blind, ANYWHERE. they are smart, loyal, stocky, and TINY, like dolls. THey are like Sean Astin only quadripedal and IN LITTLE SNEAKER BOOTIES.

please look at photos of these preposterous HORSES on escalators, doubled up in human beds, and on PASSENGER JETS. It is SICK to give something SO FUCKING CUTE to someone who cannot EVEN SEE IT.



see you NEVER because I just stabbed my eyes out.
muxh love, frin juleas

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