Jenny Goes Crazy in Her Sleep?

After watching 90 hours of TV with a certain "Gabe" last night, I decided to slip out of my kimono and hit the sheets. That means that I went to sleep. Guess what else? last night was the third night in the last 2 weeks, and the one millionth time in my glorious life, that i've woken up naked in the middle of my kitchen, drinking a yogurt. I know I did it because I remembered the yogurt when i saw it sitting there this morning. The TV is on right now , and do you know what it says?

Girl Voice: I have to arrange for tikka's wedding, and then I have to go see my mom and brother in jail.

I guess things could be worse, like if I had a friend named tikka and she died and I had to pay for it, and then randomly if my mom was in jail, that would also be bad. I don't have a brother though, so I can't really relate to the whole "brother in jail" thing. just the "mom in the clink". that's the only thing i can get. I think I should put some pants on now.

love,
jenny