"Wiener" is Jewish for "Wetwipe"

Tonight, The Wieners will be performing at New York Comedy Club (241 E24th btwn 2nd and 3rd Ave) at 8 pm.

This Hanukkah-themed show, based loosely on the immaculate conception of Christ, regaled our audience, an arctic scribe named "D", last year, and will surely do the same this year.