The official blog for sketch comedy group the Wiener Philharmonic, aka "the Wieners" aka "Wiens" aka "your nuts" aka "you're nuts." Come see us perform!
you guys, this time it's for real. i can feel it in my heart. it feels like a huge spike vibrating at 5556hz, molten hot. when i try to sleep, i hear the excruciating hum of a million satellites, pulling the polarized blood vessels in my brain toward titan.
posted by wienerphilharmonic @ 1:57 PM
The Wiener Philharmonic ("The Wieners" to friends, family, and our rabbi) is an improv and sketch comedy group based in Brooklyn, NY. Our combined height is about 33 feet, and we collectively weigh roughly 800 lbs, giving us a body mass index of "borderline gross." We enjoy "potty humor," "bathroom reading," "cold cuts," and "alcohol."
3 Comments:
NO, NO, GABE! You can't have a relationship with Titan. I never told you this before, but you and he are twins, separated at birth. What can I tell you? I was young, I was confused, I was alone. I couldn't take care of both of you...Oh well, my nails are dry now, gotta go. Love, Mom
that comment made me laugh and laugh. and not just because it came from my mommy.
Do I hear a sequel to Blood Brothers, people????
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