old man lichen

"OK, ideally what I'd like in my eloborate, topiaried, ivy-garlanded, hyperromantic secret garden is a fountain of an old homeless pervert."
"I think we can manage that."
"Oh, and could he be holding--"
"A dead baby's head, a skull, and two saplings?"
"You read my mind!!!!"
[both laugh as blood pours out of their ears]

fin