Smile smile barf

Honestly, I thought this was the best thing I'd ever read. My heart swelled with joy at this fish's release from the a chinese market. And then disappointment. Why? Did a huge crow come and peck it out of its savior's hands? did it stop gasping and just croak en route? Worse: a whiteboy jackass earned a slap in the face.

http://jakebronstein.com/5/2005/03/collection-swim-boy-swim.html

love,
obviously,
the girl who can't link