why didnt i do it?
so, i'm officially a secretary. i mean, i've been answering phones for months now, but now i'm officially a secretary. i heated up a can of soup for lunch and toasted a whole-grain english muffin to accompany it--IN THE OFFICE.
and suddenly i'm all selina kyle. i'm getting little flashes of evil ideas--things i could do as a secretary to bring this whole operation downtown. like when i almost heated up my soup in a bowl i knew would melt in the microwave, and force everyone in the company to evacuate the building until the noxious fumes were clear. why didn't i do it?
posted by wienerphilharmonic @ 11:47 AM
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Wait -- who's a secretary?? I'M A SECRETARY TOO!! And I hate my life! I can't believe one of the Wieners shares my occupation. Who oh who could it be.
gurl, i'll give you one hint. he's got bigger, softer titties than you do. and his name rhymes with gabriel.
three may be company, but fyi i'm a secretary too. and if i have to pick up the phone and jauntily announce "time warner telecom??" one more time, i'm gonna barf. oh wait, i'm gonna barf from all that jameson's i had last night, not from the phone answering. that's just tedious.
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