The Wiener Philharmonic

The official blog for sketch comedy group the Wiener Philharmonic, aka "the Wieners" aka "Wiens" aka "your nuts" aka "you're nuts." Come see us perform!

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

WASTING AWAY

WTF time is it? I'M SOOOO HUNGRYYYYY!

"But Jules," you say, "this actual scale model of your metabolism
demonstrates that you literally NEVER have to eat."
Well, in response, let me just offer you my newly defined ribcage and my gaping dancer's clavicle as testament to the INTENSITY of the new opening dance that Lang
taught us yesterday. Buckle down, buckle up, and get your tixxx STAT.

I may disappear entirely by mid-March.

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