gabe follows horoscope literally, VJ consumed

i'd like to apologize to the family and friends of gideon yago, and then quickly point the finger at the village voice's taurus horoscope today:
"In my opinion, there's only one thing you can trust right now: your
body. You should formulate specific questions and invite your body to
reveal the answers through its feelings and sensations."
suchin pak, you just better hope next week they dont tell me to annihilate the best-dressed munchkin on my tv.