Toby's Gay and 17

My office is brimming with activity today. Toby has an audition to be a gay 17 yr-old son of a MOMA curator in a UPN pilot, where he uses words like "covet", "gather round", "star-crossed lovers", "brain hemorrhaging", and "Moroccan hash". The whole shebang will be produced by Joey Tribiani. Meanwhile, I am teaching Toby about right triangles and quadratic formulas. Good luck, Toby, and god-speed.

P.S. He's about to use my leg razor to shave his face.