Boo!

What on EARTH does it mean when you see a cat fall off a fence and land face down?
a)the cat is krrunk!
b)you are watching a cartoon
c) where are you jenny? why do you make smoothies every second? because they are delicious and thick drinks are so good.
d) it's a sign. you will never have a career because the models and reality TV sluts took all of the work for actresses.

I'd also like to say two other things.
1) last night i had a dream that i was a model...(sigh...weep...barf...toot-toot...sigh) and i was walking on the runway and as i walked through these curtains at the top oof the runway, and started my way down, people were like "YES!!!! YES!!!!" and then i got my heel caught on the curtain and literally dragged the whole stage down, but just really slowly, like i was pulling a truck. eventually i just sat down at the end of the runway and people were just saying, "NO!!!NO!!!! NO!!!!"

interpretation: "yes, yes," "no,no", looks like i've got some inner conflicts. about whether or not the world is ready for me to become a huge model who is FAMOUS FOR WEARING AWESOME CLOTHES AND BEING BEAUTIFUL EVEN WHEN SHE JUST WOKE UP.

2)the other dream i had was that i was back at this New Yorker party that i went to, except i was standing with these two dudes, and one of them punched a guy in the face and killed him by mistake, yet i was solely responsible for cutting the guy up and putting him in the washer/dryer. I just kin dof unscrewed him like a playmobile doll though. There was no blood.

Interpretation: I LOVE TO PARTY!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
love,
jenny