Smile! You're on a Made Up Camera In Your Head!

It's so obvious why rrrrrreallly stupid people get so emotional. It's because they don't know what they're looking at or doing or seeing. They're like dogs, who get angry and eat carpets when their best friend steps out for a few hours. Honestly, if I didn't know what a cardboard box was, why wouldn't it make me cry? I have no answer. So that's why when stupid people get emotional, you can pretty much consider it a random assignation of a meaningless emotion to an event that, essentially, happens in a made up land, a land of confusion.