The Wiener Philharmonic

The official blog for sketch comedy group the Wiener Philharmonic, aka "the Wieners" aka "Wiens" aka "your nuts" aka "you're nuts." Come see us perform!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Boo!

What on EARTH does it mean when you see a cat fall off a fence and land face down?
a)the cat is krrunk!
b)you are watching a cartoon
c) where are you jenny? why do you make smoothies every second? because they are delicious and thick drinks are so good.
d) it's a sign. you will never have a career because the models and reality TV sluts took all of the work for actresses.

I'd also like to say two other things.
1) last night i had a dream that i was a model...(sigh...weep...barf...toot-toot...sigh) and i was walking on the runway and as i walked through these curtains at the top oof the runway, and started my way down, people were like "YES!!!! YES!!!!" and then i got my heel caught on the curtain and literally dragged the whole stage down, but just really slowly, like i was pulling a truck. eventually i just sat down at the end of the runway and people were just saying, "NO!!!NO!!!! NO!!!!"

interpretation: "yes, yes," "no,no", looks like i've got some inner conflicts. about whether or not the world is ready for me to become a huge model who is FAMOUS FOR WEARING AWESOME CLOTHES AND BEING BEAUTIFUL EVEN WHEN SHE JUST WOKE UP.

2)the other dream i had was that i was back at this New Yorker party that i went to, except i was standing with these two dudes, and one of them punched a guy in the face and killed him by mistake, yet i was solely responsible for cutting the guy up and putting him in the washer/dryer. I just kin dof unscrewed him like a playmobile doll though. There was no blood.

Interpretation: I LOVE TO PARTY!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
love,
jenny

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