what would i do for a klondike bar?

very little, at the moment. that's because i've been fully sated by what could be
THE PERFECT SALAD
startling in its simplicity. its taste? unparalleled. and you can bet it soothes my stomach like mother's milk, mixed with antacid and TLC.
four days a week, i bound up to the salad counter at my local prepared food emporium and deliver my order:
spinach base
grilled chicken
cherry tomatoes
red onions
cukes
grated mozzarella
lemon herb dressing
look, it may not sound exotic or exciting to you, but my palate, until rather recently, was a bit unsophisticated.