the wiener philharmonic now lives in a bunker

it's true. the wiener philharmonic, in preparation for our big show, EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN FEBRUARY AT JUVIE HALL AT 9:30 PM, has moved into a bunker in fort greene park. it's cold, and snowy, and smells like [jenny's] farts. night has become day, and day has become [jenny's] fart time.
our recent relocation effort is a testiment to how much we care about our upcoming show, and how little we care about our day jobs, our friends, and our bills. please forward any and all correspondence to:
idiot freezing homeless jokers
69 hole in the ground next to the trashcan
fort greene park, brooklyn, 11217
i'm of course able to write this because, as im sure you've read, i swallowed my keyboard on friday the 21st.