For the Record

two of my favorite names are Rip Torn and Gale Storm.

Which leads me to: obviously I should change my name to Jewels Gems. JEWELS GEMS. soooo genius and only 500% porny.

Obviously the huge golden trophy of Atlas holding a large family sedan up with his package above a plaque that reads "seriously though, you are a genius" goes to one J. Bailey, a boner fide "Wiener Favorite", and minter of the keepsake 8-cent souvenir name "Jules Honda." Clearly because I am reliable, cheap, and asian.



am in talks with parents

to legally change name ASAP.