Also, Jenny Must Confess...

This is going to sound bad, but i never would have taken Gabe on if I though that he had written about my farts.

I thought it was Mike, and please, I mean, it's Mike. What a pussy. What a babyface, dollydoll, pantyundie, puddingsnack, hoochiecoochie, A-cup-bra IDIOT!

I'm sure that gabe is polishing his sword right now, which scares me, and I bet that Mike is "so irate", but I don't care because I just farted and gold fell out of my couch. Weird, yes, but I'm used to it!

love,
jenny