Monday, June 27, 2005

Wha?

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John Fiedler, 80, Stage Actor and Film Voice of Pooh's Piglet, Dies and Paul Winchell, 82, TV Host and Film Voice of Pooh's Tigger, ...

I WILL have a Dannon Day! Thank you!

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My Dannon informs me, via the aluminum lid, that it contains vitamin B12, which helps maintain healthy nerve cells and red blood cells. You ...
Friday, June 24, 2005

Summer Cramp

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I just got off the phone with my 8 yr-old half sister, Corille , and she just told me how she ziplined into the lake at camp. I would like t...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Amazingly, Google search result for "debonair"

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Le Douche

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I just google image searched the word "douchebag" and our group photo pops up at the top of the list. Oops. They've found us o...

Sunny Came Home

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In case anyone wanted to know, the best way to really cap off an evening of mind-blowing karaoke is to sing "Sunny Came Home" by S...
Friday, June 10, 2005

Big Wiener Night

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After much careful hard work and preparation, The Wieners are putting on a kickass show at Juvie Hall. "Wish You Were Here!" Every...

Hey stranger, pay for my pap!

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nothing delights me more than discovering that when I took a newspaper out of my knapsack at the bar yesterday, an invoice from my gynocolog...
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Monday, June 06, 2005

A Birthday for a Clown?

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Today, 24 years ago, a baby with dark curly hair and chinese eyes emerged from her Finnish mother's womb. The baby was promptly slapped ...
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Friday, June 03, 2005

If you'd like to watch my heart stop beating

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like a hummingbird strangled by an invisible fart, please deliver yourself promptly to 330 W 42nd Street, 14th Floor. Bring a time machine ...

My pervy brain

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wont stop singing the same chorus over and over: "Who's that lady?" "Hey Foxy lady!" "Who's that lady?...

Dear Lang's Mountain Man:

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I knew you were something special when I noticed that you were three times longer than all of Lang. When I noticed your hipbone was at my t...
Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Ain't to proud to wear a knapsack

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I bought a brand new black Jansport backpack today, because my HUGE one-shoulder trundle was taking an egregious toll on my posture. Call me...

First things first

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I know, I know: I have scenes to edit, people to call, contracts to process, messages to check, coffee to poop, etc., but it is IMPERATIVE t...
Friday, May 27, 2005

CT: Where the berries are plump and the cotton needs pickin'

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Hello Friends. It's TIME!!! Time finally to put our stress in tiny ziploc bags in the freezer, store our aches and pains in wicker bins,...
Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Thursday Show at KGB Bar

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Wieners + Trophy Dad = SO MUCH FUN! Kraine Theater, KGB Bar, 85 East 4th Street, off 2nd Ave Thursday, May 26, 10:30 p.m., $7

The Google Tables are Turned!

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So today, instead of Google-Image searching the usual "Poop Statue" or "Pancake Suit," I went meta and Googled "WIE...
Tuesday, May 24, 2005

further proof that 'dawson's creek' was somehow written by uneductated, yet pretentious, robots

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andie to pacey , during a study session in her trophy -cluttered bedroom : "you are what we, in studious circles , call 'up crapol...
Monday, May 23, 2005

I can't see anything

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I forgot my glasses today at work and... OH MY GOD... do you know what I just noticed?? My settings got updated today and...by JEHOVAH! I CA...

Jenny Needs the Dollars

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I'm not sure about it, but I think I should maybe get a second job. When I was in fourth grade my parents bought me a desk on which to d...