The Google Tables are Turned!

So today, instead of Google-Image searching the usual "Poop Statue" or "Pancake Suit," I went meta and Googled "WIENER PHILHARMONIC!!!!" but without the puntos exclamador, obviously. And what did I discover?

THIS


pops up way before THIS


Which, if Google search return order is any ratifier of status, means that WE ARE THE NEW ACTUAL Wiener Philharmonic, beating out the original Vienna Symphony Orchestra. Sorry Guys! Have you tried "The Sausage Ensemble" or "Knockwurst Jammy Time"?

One thing, though: the actual VERY FIRST image returned when you Google "Wiener Philharmonic" is a funsize baby in someone's hands. Literally. Don't know how to interpret that.


-Hard at Work, Jules.