The baby was promptly slapped on the buttocks with a piece of salmon and placed in a crib filled with stuffed animals whose names were their species with a "y" attached to the end (i.e. Liony, penguiny, beary, and stegosaurusy).
Julia Langbein has since grown into a beautiful young woman, who drinks like a blind old man. We love you Julia, because you own a fart machine and you cry whenever you see anything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
hey all of you, i am in new york city/brooklyn now, so i should hang out with you maybe because i like you. give me a call or an email or an invite to your next soiree.
ReplyDeletealso happy birthday jules. sssssssss.