It's gabe's b-day and guess what?

My friendster profile has been viewed 69 times. That's right, on the eve of the day that my bestie was born, somebody took their 69th look at my friendster page. You know what that means? If you're friends with gabe then sexy shit just flies into your face. And when I say sexy shit, I mean porn mags, and when i say "porn mags", i mean "fancy bags", and when i say "fancy bags", i'm actually saying, "gabe, I wish i could get you what you want for your birthday: a fancy bag, but i'll just ask you to cut my hair again."

Happy birthday Gabe Liedman! You're a great guy, and I'll say THIS 69 times: The wieners are so glad you were born!

Love,
Jenny