the internet exists?

last night i attended a hilarious show at PS122 with several of my wiener/non-wiener friends, and it reminded me: the internet exists. amazing! it's hard to remember that, now that i'm no longer tethered to a desk chair all day with 0% stimulation from work and 100% fury from life.

the show was a reading by several terrif bloggers--most notably jon friedman and michelle collins, who wowed their audience with tales of terrible work situations. i couldn't relate at all, but it was nice to see that there are still people out there who work. for money. almost everyday.

so now, in front of the entire world, i'd like to make a solemn promise to the internet to give it more attention--because i love it, and it loves me.

love,
the ugly new pope