Here's another really good list

Places I'd like to go besides a session with a 7-foot, 260-lb Kenyan physical trainer at Crunch Gym:

-home
-tasty delight
-anywhere
-masseuse
-time machine back before I drank a gin mill on saturday night
-time machine back before I drank a janitor's industrial mop-bucket full of CINNAMON COFFEE 20 minutes ago
-taxi ride around the city
-queens. I'd rather go to queens.
-those weird Japanese hotels where you pay for a locker and then SLEEP IN IT.
-Mill Korean Restaurant. Any restaurant. The fridge. The toilet. I really don't want to do this.

But WHATEVER, Dayo. Bring the pain.
6:00 p.m. CRUNCH GYM ON THE INTREPID

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