Dear Someone (Eli):

It has been 2 weeks now since you surreptitiously aquired my email address and still nothing. I am begining to wonder if what I feel when I see you with other people is love, envy, lust, jealousy or just a plain old hunger (for pizza). In any case I wrote this poem to myself from you just in case I never hear from you.

A Piper's Passion

Tootle toot toot
Two men and a boot
Piddle pee pee
and I make three
A gentle love
a sudden rub
a heavenly decree

When I see you Walk
I can barely talk
I need to embrace you
I need to disgrace you
Let me please spray paint your sock

-love "Eli"