Survey

HEY! This is a professional survey! It's NOT Jules van der Bien running something deeply personal by you to see if she's different than anybody else! THIS IS THE U.S. CENCUS BYEROUW, o-KAY??

1. Do you have any siblings?
2. How many per capita people live in your roof?
3. DO YOU EVER SIT IN A CHAIR FOR 4-5 HOURS AT A TIME AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STRETCH BEFORE YOUR SPINE IMPLODES AND YOU OPEN YOUR LEGS SLIGHTLY AND YOUR CROTCH SUCKER-PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE WITH A HOT PLUME OF SMOKE SMELLLING EXACTLY LIKE A COMBINATION OF REHEATED COFFE, ROTTEN BACON, AND PENIS?
4. is your baby registered with us, or is it a secret baby? also, do secret babies exist? please advise.
Love, the Sensus Burro.