Men's deoderant is Jules' pits

The reason that I wear men's deoderant is not that I am man-worthily stinky, but rather that most men's deodes smell like a combination of ice, sea salt, juniper berries, rock crystal, Spanish steel, adrenaline, and diplomacy. I can't HANDLE how delicious arm n hammer is, and please don't let me NEAR old spice, because I WILL try to make butt to it.

aw damn. I'm bout to find me a man around my office just so I can go smell awwwwl up in im. mmyow. mmyayow.