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Friday, December 03, 2004

pecs goes nuts

Mike to Wieners, Fri, 3 Dec 2004 17:20:50

but you know, in the midst of all this huffing and popping, we're
forgetting someone: the children. my tiny adopted laotian children,
to be exact. while i'm on the main drag, boppin with my girlfriends
to martha and the vandellas and showing my nips to studs in adjacent
chevys, who's pumping their ta's to nourish my quasi-progeny?
and here's to you, absent father mike
jesus you are such a goddamn kike, hate your tikes
where have you gone, coke-seared blunt o' mine
lets me forget my kiddies bitch and whine,
their dad was swine, blow a line...

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