Out of context/our minds

Actual email exchange between Julia van der Bien and Lang Fisher, dated April 4, 2004, ABRIDGED for the reading ease of small children.


From: Lang Fisher
To: Julia van der Bien

Poop is coming out of my ears.
I love you.

Julia van der Bien wrote:

i am dying.

From: Lang Fisher
To: Julia van der Bien

I am a stroke victim.

Julia van der Bien wrote:

I am Diahhrea Jockey Jazzy Jules and the Clam Chowder Playaz.


From: Lang Fisher
To: Julia van der Bien

I think that if you were a candy, you'd be filled with light airy gas.

Julia van der Bien wrote:

Everybody loves me, don't mean I don't stink from every side, like little babies.