Jon Friedman is a Good Man

Mr. Friedman is funny, famous, and has teeny hands. We love him.
He must be a genius, because he's taking a chance on these Wieners, and helping us put together a major, professional show.
If you want to laugh this morning, look in the mirror. If you'd like to spray coffee through your nose, do a forward tumble off your chair, and be knocked out cold by the edge of your desk, read Jon's writing. If you'd like to make out with me, email me.

Love,
Gabe