"I think we can manage that."
"Oh, and could he be holding--"
"A dead baby's head, a skull, and two saplings?"
"You read my mind!!!!"
[both laugh as blood pours out of their ears]
fin
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
old man lichen
"OK, ideally what I'd like in my eloborate, topiaried, ivy-garlanded, hyperromantic secret garden is a fountain of an old homeless pervert."
"I think we can manage that."
"Oh, and could he be holding--"
"A dead baby's head, a skull, and two saplings?"
"You read my mind!!!!"
[both laugh as blood pours out of their ears]
fin
"I think we can manage that."
"Oh, and could he be holding--"
"A dead baby's head, a skull, and two saplings?"
"You read my mind!!!!"
[both laugh as blood pours out of their ears]
fin
"wait, wait! i forgot to mention that i wanted the sculpture to be made out of--"
ReplyDelete"bones?"
"boneRS!"
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
I think this is my favorite post ever posted on this blog, to date.
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