further proof that dawson's creek was somehow written by uneducated, yet pretentious, robots

dawson, explaining to joey that if she decides to stay at home with him, instead of running off to paris, their relationship will be 'scorching': "this is a simple structure that we, here in capeside, like to call 'le swingset.'"

watching dawson's creek can be a real challenge. we can all agree on that. thank god that there are commercials to break up the insanity. has anyone else seen ads for the new classic triple at wendy's yet? because, it's "the stack daddy, beefasaurus rex" with "three times the freshness."

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