A Rhyme for the Ages

Good Marrow every one I have a surprise
It will make you say "goshdarn" and poke out your eyes
It will be twiddley dee and dumble thumb too
You'll want to eat oatmeal and gumbley goo-
enough enough of these stupidly words
just listen up close and hold in your turds
now is your chance to hear this relation
now twiddle your nips to express your ELATION!

An "link to a voicemail" of epic commotion

As a regional director gives play-by-play motion

A Jack in the Box calls on his boss

to inform of his tardiness to soften the loss

the company forwarded for all to listen

a hundred million times, it crashes the system!