One Good Thing Leads to Your Mother

STEP ONE: Today while on the phone with my gal pal Jules, I received a fax from an elevator maintenance company. They were invoicing me for $350 worth of maintenance. Now, those of you who know me or slept with me in 2002, know that my office is on the ground floor. So, I says to those elevator chumps, "Hey there!! I'm not paying you one peso!"


STEP TWO: But that's when I noticed... they were located on Pinapple Street. And I giggled and so did Jules. We thought to ourselves out loud over the phone, "PINEAPPLE STREET. THAT'S KOOKY!"


STEP THREE: Then we mapquested pineapple street and found out that it lies parallel to orange and cranberry streets in Brooklyn Heights.


STEP FOUR: I took mapquest's advice and looked up nearby restaurants. That's when I spotted Noodle Pudding.


STEP FIVE: Jules and I GIGGLED.


STEP SIX: We looked up Noodle Pudding in Metro and Citysearch and it seems delish.


STEP SEVEN: We are eating there on Saturday. WE MADE A DATE...with each other.


STEP EIGHT: Stay tuned.