I'm So Uncomfortable!

Ahhh! I'm so uncomfortable! I want to eat chocolate so badly, but I have to wait until my big valentine's date. But I'll say one thing, if said date, (you know who you are DEBRA and KEVIN) doesn't show up with a HUGE CARDBOARD BOX FILLED WITH CHEAP CHOCOLATE...then I'll buy it from the Eckerd on Atlantic and Court at a discount tomorrow. Please, don't do that to me. It's bad enough that I've had about 6 glasses of chocolate "silk" soymilk and am breaking out in angry hives, (literally, 9 wasps just rented out my armpit and they built a hive there), but I've given my date, (don't pretend you're not hearing me DEBRA...and KEVIN), many many simple instructions on what I want my V-day to be like. This post would be so much better if I could understand how to link to pictures.

Today is the day that I almost ate the light blue crayon because it looked delicious. I know it's not. But it just seems...well, nevermind. it seems good though. it seems good. Mike Barry, of all people, called me a dweeb the other day, even though he's the douchebag with the frank sinatra action figure. I'm waiting for my mom to call me. Then I'll start my day. It's 2:51. Oh man, I hope Lang doesn't fire me.
Love,
Jenny