Basically, Julie Andrews, Gerhard Shroeder, and Julio Iglesias are Orangutangs

You know, the "Science" section is not under OPINIONS, no, it's not under FEATURES, with the food and the movies-- it's under NEWS. And today's BREAKING NEWS, in the SCIENCE TIMES IS:

Neanderthals, who are a distinct evolutionary species from humans (they're like log-headed apes), migrated into Europe about 100,000 years ago where they met modern homo sapiens, aka, early Europeans. And the NEWS this morning is that they might have mated with these Europeans, meaning that todays Euros have a strain of shit-hurling hulk in them.